You Could Drive A Person Crazy

Doo-doo-doo-doo!Doo-doo-doo-doo!Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo! You could drive a person crazy,You could drive a person mad.First you make a person hazySo a person could be had, Then you leave a person dangling sadly Outside your door,Which could only make a person gladlyWant you even more. I could understand a personIf it's not a person's bag.I could understand a personIf a person was a fag. But worse 'n that,A person thatTitillates a person and then leaves her flatIs crazy,He's a troubled person,He's a truly crazy person himself. When a person's personality is personable,He should not sit like a lump.It's harder than a matador coercin' a bullTo try to get you off of your rump. So single and attentive and attractive a manIs everything a person could wish,But turning off a person is the act of a manWho likes to pull the hooks out of fish. Knock-knock! Is anybody there?Knock-knock! It really isn't fair.Knock-knock! I'm workin' all my charms.Knock-knock! A zombie's in my arms. All that sweet affection! What is wrong?Where's the loose connection?How long, O Lord, how long? Bobby-baby-Bobby-bubbi-Bobby, You could drive a person buggy,You could blow a person's cool.Like you make a person feel all huggyWhile you make her feel a fool. When a person says that you upset her,That's when you're good.You impersonate a person betterThan a zombie should. I could understand a personIf he wasn't good in bed.I could understand a personIf he actually was dead. Exclusive you!Elusive you!Will any person ever get the juice of you?You're crazy,You're a lovely person,You're a moving, Deeply malajusted,Never to be trusted,Crazy person yourself. Bobby is my hobby and I'm givin' it up!